DameCatoe

re: your 'Words' post — I went on a long ramble to my husband about the "you're the dirty rascal" line in a Dave Matthews song, pondering that I always think of "rascal" as a masculine thing and yet obviously it was a sexual innuendo, blah, blah, blah. And he was like "I don't know what you're talking about." Because he never listens to the lyrics. OMG, HOW ARE WE EVEN MARRIED? from damecatoe

bethanyactually:

THAT IS WHAT MY HUSBAND ALWAYS SAYS TOO. I’m prepared to overlook that flaw because it’s balanced by his many virtues, but HOW DO YOU NOT LISTEN TO THE LYRICS I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

DOES NOT COMPUTE. (yeah, virtues way outweigh!)


#you are not a purist every time you swear you'll never get an ereader #Also it kinda looks like they are UNBUTTONING their jackets to take their clothes off to get frisky on that table #what do they gossip about me tho? ... #because I'm a gossip and gossip with gossips #and never ever once gotten salmonella" LOVE that yours reads like a mini-story from damecatoe

wittywallflower:

*cackles* Id read that story. i was so tempted to add in a few words just to see what would come up cuz that is a seriously fun game 

I had to follow your tag to see just what the UNBUTTONING one was about. Because apparently I have an insatiably filthy mind.


To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never


asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.