DameCatoe

re: your 'Words' post — I went on a long ramble to my husband about the "you're the dirty rascal" line in a Dave Matthews song, pondering that I always think of "rascal" as a masculine thing and yet obviously it was a sexual innuendo, blah, blah, blah. And he was like "I don't know what you're talking about." Because he never listens to the lyrics. OMG, HOW ARE WE EVEN MARRIED? from damecatoe

bethanyactually:

THAT IS WHAT MY HUSBAND ALWAYS SAYS TOO. I’m prepared to overlook that flaw because it’s balanced by his many virtues, but HOW DO YOU NOT LISTEN TO THE LYRICS I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

DOES NOT COMPUTE. (yeah, virtues way outweigh!)